It ’s Prime Daytomorrow , so you know what that think ! Do n’t forget to set out your MRE and plate of batteries in front of the house robot , as is habitual on Prime Day Eve . We do this to remember how our ancestors would have to leave their homes , sometimes for several minutes at a time , in lookup of sustenance for their bellies and Department of Energy for their devices .
commemorate that you must fructify out at least one MRE ( meal ready to eat ) and at least half a 12 AA barrage fire . Double it if they ’re AAA batteries . If you did n’t project ahead , make certain to add both to your Amazon cart right now and Papa Prime will bring them .
This really is a time of year to reflect on everything that we ’ve fought for as a people for propagation . There was a fourth dimension when human being would necessitate to interact with each other rather than just grunt at the mail mailman as a robotically wrap package of appliance and contrivance was flung at their door . We must not take the sacrifices of those that come before us for granted . All hail Father Prime . And happy Prime Day . Happy Prime Day to us all !
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