Everybody ’s all in . Maybe itwas nukes . perhaps it was zombi spirit . There ’s nothing left to eat . Except this stuff . thou of servings of freezing - dried intellectual nourishment , design to last for eld . What ’s it taste like ? Is it deserving living anymore ?
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Shelf Reliance‘s Thrive melodic line of freezing - dried food for thought is design to be edible “ for years to come . ” Ifthe $ 800 Costco packagewith a year ’s worth of intellectual nourishment — that ’s 5,011 servings — doesn’t meet your criterion , Shelf Reliancewill even calculatejust how much food for thought you involve , based on how many mouths you need to feast and for how long . And it ’s staggering how many foodstuffs Shelf Reliance has converted into immortal iterations of themselves , ready to be re - hydrated in lawsuit of the Revelation of Saint John the Divine . Or really disgustful munchies . Bacon , “ yogurt bites , ” mango , chocolate chip ice emollient bar . Vegetable risotto and curry volaille . battercake .
“ The food for thought is actually really good , ” Shelf Reliance founding father Steve Palmer foretell .
“ Wow , ” tell a visibly disturb Ryan Sutton . “ This taste like carpet . ” It ’s beef that I ’d reconstituted with hot body of water shortly before he arrive .
I have tastebuds . I can savour thing . But I ’m no professional . Which is why I called Ryan , who exhaust delicious and expensive intellectual nourishment for copious people as perhaps New York City’slast anonymous restaurant criticforBloombergandthe price salary increase . The bitch is just the rootage . There ’s still wimp , pineapple , carrots , peas and more leftover to try out .
But I ’ll spare you the suspense . If you mean to ride out the apocalypse and plan to do so with Shelf Reliance ’s okay wares , adhere to the fruits , veg and hotcake . They are in effect . Basically anything that did n’t breathe , phlebotomize or poop once upon a time . Freeze - dried pineapple is awesome , even . The mushy , spongy texture makes it seem like some experimental Asian candy . But abide far away from the meat . It ’s intellectual nourishment science fiction . Gone horribly , horribly wrong .
Or well still , take Ryan ’s advice : If you know the Revelation is get along , there ’s a quite a little better room to spend $ 800 . Bourbon , for instance . It lasts a real long meter .
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