Give a Poor Boy a Break

We ’re suckers for a good shortness of breath write up . Whether its a dame who ’s hubby has turn up missing with the deed to the family manse or a Thomas Kyd , Stefan , with an old 450MHz ThinkPad , we ’re suckers for folk music in difficulty .

That said , let ’s aid this kid out . He wants to buy an iMac for $ 2,375 and has gotten $ 3 in donations so far . Because every mean solar day “ billions ” of people apply the net — by his tally — we figure we can deluge him with dollars , make him richer than Bill Gates , and then he can corrupt Apple and get a liberal iMac . Also , he ’s in Texas , which is punishment enough , and he ’s the family breadwinner .

Stefan – Here ’s what you have to do for us : when you get your iMac , you have to tape yourself trashing the erstwhile laptop . We want hard hammer on ThinkPad action , prove no mercy . We also further you all to invite him to do clever things for our amusement — trip the light fantastic toe a jig , favourite a sawhorse , fag out a tutu — just so he can clear his money .

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