Oh joyous mean solar day ! Sing , choir of Angel Falls ! Just do something gleeful , because those kind executives over at the Coca - Cola company have kindly — benevolently take into account us another probability to buy the capital non - alcoholic drinkable of all time , Ecto Cooler , just in time for the newfangled Ghostbusters movie to premier on July 15 .
This has been rumored for a while now , but for anyone who drank the potable — odorous , tart , a semblance that could not mayhap exist in nature — have it away that we ’ll finally be allow to shovel wheelbarrows full of our immediate payment to the Coca - Cola company to buy this product is wonderful indeed .
If you have n’t accepted the glory of Ecto Cooler in your lifetime , chances are you were either too old to be wassail Hi - C “ fruit ” “ wassail ” when the look debuted in 1987 ( in the first place promoted alongside the Real Ghostbusters sketch ) , or too young when Coke stop it in 2001 ( a full 10 year after the cartoon went off the air ; that ’s how good it was ) . Since then , buff of the boozing have been try out to play the toxicant hue and deliciously unreal flavors to depart degrees of success . But now their work is done .
From the press release :
Hi - C Ecto Cooler will be sold in 10 - coterie of 6 - ounce juice boxes and in 6- and 12 - packs of 11.5 - snow leopard aluminium cans . The cans are specially printed using thermic ink that turns an eerie shade of slime green when the product inside is cold .
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHEAP MARKETING TRICKS , GUYS . I JUST WANT THE DRINK . WHICH , ADMITTEDLY , WAS ALSO ESSENTIALLY A selling caper .
I fully expect this stuff to betray out instantly and unendingly , thanks to an insane legion of 30 - somethings ( myself perfectly include ) trying to stockpile the drink in font of another 15 - year drought . We can only pray that the Coca - Cola party will make enough product to contribute upon us the majuscule benignity of allowing us to give them our money .
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