The two direct GOP presidential candidate , burnt sienna man of affairs Donald Trump andFriendlessSenator Ted Cruz , are in a microblog insult tussle about the womanhood they married .

It all pop out two twenty-four hours ago , when Trump got pissed off that an anti - Donald Trump political action campaign used a aphrodisiac photo of Melania Trump as an attack ad . In retaliation , the grownup gentleman’s gentleman who has so far received the most vote for the nomination to one of the most powerful political seats in the public threaten to“spill the beans”about Ted Cruz ’s wife , Heidi Cruz . This was the beginning of a very promising Twitter squawk , and the worldly concern wondered what beans would be talk .

Alas : Turns out “ talk the beans ” is trump card - talking for “ retweet a dumbass , aggressively misogynist meme . ”

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Cruz answer by accept the eminent route , potentially for the first metre in his life-time , although oddly enough he did not take the chance to admit that his married woman issecretly Ana Gasteyer :

Even by Night Twitter standard , this is inane . Though by the interminable election standards it ’s equivalence for the horrible , horrible course .

Do you know how severe it is to make Ted Cruz , a human spittoon counterfeit in a kiln of farts , look swish ? This is a dude whose main personality trait is abrasive cravenness on a mitochondrial level . I do n’t even live what that means exactly , because I ’m really tired , but Donald Trump ’s campaign squad is up at night retweeting rude meme and it’snot even the dumb thinghe ’s retweeted in the past four week and this man might be our president .

William Duplessie

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