A true plug-and-play peripheral

Unlike the euphemistically entitledUSB - powered “ personal messager”from GrandTec , the makers of the Matrix Vibe are n’t afraid to charge their widget for what it is — a full - on USB - powered sex toy :

Your computer can now pleasure you too ! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug away the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic height with this 10 - amphetamine pulsation and vibrate bullet vibe . All at the touch of your digit ! The vibration want no batteries , as it execute off the user ’s computer . A USB cable to touch base the vibe to your computer is included , no package is take for the twist to go . So what are you wait for ? Get ready to “ Plug and Play . ”

This is definitely one “ peripheral ” that might be a little concentrated to explicate next time your laptop bag gets searched at the airport .