You ’ve seen the latest wave of spam – you know , the faux unconscionable tidings headlines : “ Osama train butt for tactical bombing . ” “ Laika the Russian space dog returns to Earth . ” “ Children admit to being little cocksucker : Video . ” Is n’t it a shame the headline is all we get ? So here at Weird Tales we ’re inviting YOU to turn this spam into … um … junk e-mail - ade ! Write a heartbeat - fiction tale – under 500 words – based on a spam you ’ve receive . mail your story tothis addressbefore 9 a.m. on Monday , Aug. 4 , along with the headline that inspired it . The Weird Tales editorial squad will judge them , and three victor will be announced at the Weird Tales receipt on Friday , Aug. 8 at the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver !

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